Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Punching a baby

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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