Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Punching a baby

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

I? Everett

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

A seal walks into a club.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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