What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Things that have changed since I was a kid. Turtles: My time, awesome. Today: Shredder is a human which is not a human but actually a Krang, but his daughter which is not his daughter because he is a freaking krang, has a sex thing for Leonardo which is a turtle (the blue one, whatever his name is). Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: My time? Well it was awesome back then, fine I admit it, I might have been a bit biased but still, I enjoyed the hell out of it, there where five rangers and yeah that Asian bitch that gave me a boner as a kid made a green one which she giftwrapped to the rest of the team, then some white ranger showed up... But I never watched anything with the white guy, I had lots interest years ago by then (Still play that fighting game for the Snes and thats why I know there is a fucking white ranger... And deathbattle okay) Today: Power Rangers Neon, Power Rangers Tetris, Power Rangers Ultra Power, Power Rangers Sexfighters, Power Rangers Nazi, Power Rangers Texas Rangers, Power Rangers Color, Power Rangers Multiforce Orbital Neo Neon.... And thats just like 03 percent of the variants right? Moral: As a kid we always had a lol when the Asian chick turned into Yellow ranger and did a split kick, which kinda revealed she had a massive dick between her legs... Later we understood that she was a he and that the Ranger Segments are recorded in Japan... Probably by a Hermafrodite... Nah, a guy fine. Oh, and we always lolled at how "gay" the original blue ranger acted he was supposed to be Nerd but I was like eight and was like "lol he just seems gay"... Just for it to turn out that he quit the series because supposedly the rest of the actors mocked him for being gay, Wow thats... Weird.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Justin Bieber

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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