- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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