Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

The WNBA

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Women's Rights

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Keanu Reaves

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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