Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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Continents are large islands.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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