Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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