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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.