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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Do you like fishsticks No

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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