- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

whats one plus one penis

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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