- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

Jellybeans

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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