- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

I am very humble.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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