DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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An Aisian failed a test

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Skrillex.

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