whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Women's Rights.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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this is not a drill.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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