what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

One time at band camp.............that's it........

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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