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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

-knock knock! -doors open

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

You know whats better than 24? 25

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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