Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A women walks into a kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops