- Anti Joke

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Donkey lips

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Will nearis is here! Get it

I have an erection My mom!