Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Womans baksetball...

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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