Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Womans baksetball...

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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