roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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so how about that irline food

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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