Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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The Labour Party.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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