- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Women's rights.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

The Big Band Theory

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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