Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Granny porn!

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

dyslexic's Untie

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

all jokes aside...

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

ur mum

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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