Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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what's white and sticky semen

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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