Granny porn!

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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dyslexic's Untie

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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