- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Continents are large islands.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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