A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Internet Explorer

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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