Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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