What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

bryden is a faggot

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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