Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

A man buys a prius

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Penis.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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