- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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