Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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10inch nice

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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kesha is a virgin.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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