How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Where's my tractor?

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Dumb

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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