- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Gingers.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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