What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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I dont have a girlfriend

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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