- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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