- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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