Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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roses are red violets are blue

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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