- Anti Joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Granny porn!

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.