- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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