why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

knock knock go away!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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