Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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guest what i love pancakes

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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1+1=2

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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