What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Nice belt.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

why are balck people black because they are

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

all jokes aside...

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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