You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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No.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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