- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

People...

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why? Why Not?

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