why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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