- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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