- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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