- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

L's I's that took Viagra.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??