What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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tommy is retared

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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women's rights, lol

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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