Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Caca.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Jimmy Saville

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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