What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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