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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Do you love me? No.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

How many light bulbs? 1

What does two plus two equal? 4

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

hard cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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