What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Penis.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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