- Anti Joke

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

why are balck people black because they are

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.