- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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