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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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