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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

What do you call white trash Garbage

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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