- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Obamacare

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Stop procrastinating.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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