- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

squash squash who squash my ass

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Oh, go away

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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