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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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