- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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