Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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go F*** yourself

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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my mind's eye?

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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