what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

H o m o comes out as homo

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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