- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Women can vote? WTF

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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