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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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