What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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whos district champs not JM

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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