- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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