- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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