- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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