balls

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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eden stop

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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