- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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