Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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