- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

What's white and gluey Glue

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Obamacare

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Obama

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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