- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

knock knock There's no door

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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