- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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