- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

robin, get in the car.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

what do you call a black guy african american

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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