Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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The WNBA

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An Artic Storm.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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