- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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