- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

2 Penises

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

CAS

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??