- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why is the ground wet It rained

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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