- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Poop.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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