- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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