- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

L's I's that took Viagra.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Why did? Yes

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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