- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Women's rights...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Internet Explorer

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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