- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A gay man watches football.

roses are red violets are blue

"Knock knock" Come in!

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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