whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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An Artic Storm.

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this is not a joke. jks

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Anti Joke

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