1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I like colin but not as much as apple

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

rocky is here again.......................

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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