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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

I regret everything.....

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Where's my tractor?

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Dislike this.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Women's rights

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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