- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

I hate blackniggers

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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