- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

once you go black your credit goes wack

whats worse than a kane nothing

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

this is not a joke.

what tall and looks like a jew?

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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