Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

A person from Singapore eats

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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