- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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