- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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