Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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